I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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