and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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