My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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