your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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