i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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