yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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