The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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