i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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