I'm sorry my penis didn't work
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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