But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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