quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I am mentally ready for anal.
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