We won't sleep together?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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