Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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