Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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