she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
