: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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