quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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