whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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