And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I understand Curling. That high.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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