Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
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