Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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