your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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