she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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