u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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