The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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