then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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