She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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