i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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