rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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