Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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