Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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