In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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