That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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