but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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