You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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