Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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