I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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