I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
