I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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