For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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