Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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