just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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