we're blogging at a bar
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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