BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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