even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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