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i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
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