Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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