You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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