I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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