I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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