apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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