sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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