She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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