Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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